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The medium-heavy 50\/50 cotton-poly fabric and double-needle stitching mean this will be one of the sweatshirts you reach for again and again — while the printed inner labels and OEKO-TEX dyes speak to thoughtful, safer production choices.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Embroidered witchy opossum motif with phrase 'that’s it, your going in the soup' (placement options: left chest, center, large center, wrists)\u003cbr\u003e- Medium-heavy 8.0 oz\/yd² (271 g\/m²) 50\/50 cotton-poly blend for warmth and durability\u003cbr\u003e- No side seams (tubular knit) and double-needle stitching for a clean look and long-lasting wear\u003cbr\u003e- DTF inner neck labels and DTG prints; OEKO-TEX certified dyes and US Cotton Trust Protocol cotton\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar, tear-away label, and multiple embroidery placement options for handmade feel\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- 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