Egg Dealer T-Shirt | Funny Chicken Mobster Graphic Tee
Egg Dealer T-Shirt | Funny Chicken Mobster Graphic Tee
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Meet a T-shirt that tells a tiny, sly story every time you wear it. Soft white cotton carries a playful vintage-style print of a tuxedoed hen wearing sunglasses and a fedora, flanked by a crate of “fresh eggs” and a money sack, with the cheeky headline: LOCAL EGG DEALER. The illustration feels like a small-town caper—equal parts cozy farm humor and low-key swagger—so it slips easily into weekend mornings at the farmer’s market, relaxed brunches, or casual meetups with friends who appreciate a wink of irony. The classic crew neckline and relaxed fit keep the vibe easy and familiar. Wear it with jeans or layer under an open flannel; it reads like someone who knows where their eggs come from and how to laugh about it.
Product features
- Durable 100% cotton body (solid colors) with medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric for year-round comfort
- Seamless tubular knit reduces fabric waste and creates a clean, classic silhouette
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing methods (DTF for sleeve/neck labels, DTG for main print) for crisp, detailed artwork
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced US cotton with EU 2-year warranty
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat