"Non Horizontal Piece of Shit" Outdoor Trail Hiking Tank
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 17.72 | 18.90 | 20.08 | 21.26 | 22.44 | 23.62 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 28.35 | 29.53 | 30.71 | 31.89 | 33.07 |
This stonewash tank brings a grin to the trailhead. The cheeky slogan sits front and center, worn-in and relaxed, like a long weekend hike that went exactly off-plan. Lightweight and breathable, the tank moves with you on steep switchbacks and during campsite banter. The raw sleeve edges and faded finish give it a lived-in, easygoing vibe — the kind of top you reach for when you want to laugh at a scramble and keep going. It pairs with dirt-smudged shorts, a battered pack, and the kind of friends who read the trail map sideways.
Product features
- 100% combed cotton for smooth, durable print surface
- Stone-washed finish for a vintage, broken-in look
- Raw cut sleeve edges for effortless, lived-in style
- Extra-light 4.13 oz fabric — breathable and packable
- Shoulder-to-shoulder tape and double-needle hem for lasting durability
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean