Funny Hiking Dad Hat | "non horizontal piece of shit" Leather Patch

Call this hat your companion for long trails and honest laughs. The low-profile, unstructured dad hat sits comfortably over a messy ponytail or a scalp full of sun. The rectangular faux-leather patch — stitched and reinforced for a hand-finished look — wears a blunt, irreverent line that’ll make other hikers grin or double-take at the trailhead. The chino twill feels broken-in from the first wear: soft, sturdy, and resistant to wrinkles whether you’re crossing muddy streams or chasing summit light. The antique-brass buckle adds vintage character and adjusts easily after a sweaty climb. Wear it on early-morning treks, laid-back camp nights, or when you need gear that matches your dry humor and no-nonsense outdoor life.

Product features
- Buckled antique-brass closure for adjustable, vintage-inspired fit
- 100% bio-washed chino twill: soft, durable, wrinkle-resistant
- Rectangular faux-leather patch with decorative stitching and reinforced glue attachment
- Unstructured six-panel, low-profile design with pre-curved bill for a worn-in look
- Hand-wash only; materials: chino twill hat and faux leather patch

Care instructions
- Hand wash only.