Hiking Tee | Retro ‘non horizontal piece of shit’ Mountain Hiker Shirt
Hiking Tee | Retro ‘non horizontal piece of shit’ Mountain Hiker Shirt
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
This lightweight jersey tee carries a vintage hiking patch vibe with a cheeky, irreverent slogan. The front graphic shows a booted hiker ascending a sunlit ridge, warm retro tones and textured halftone shading that feel like a well-loved enamel pin. Wear it on trail days, campsite evenings, or when you want to nod to outdoorsy grit with a wink. The soft Airlume combed cotton drapes cleanly under a jacket or over a base layer, while the crew neckline and retail fit keep the look tidy and easy to style. It’s made with attention to ethical manufacturing and low-skin-irritation details, so the shirt feels as thoughtful as the message is bold.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed ring‑spun cotton (lightweight, breathable 4.2 oz/yd²)
- Side seams and shoulder tape for shape retention and stabilized fit
- Ribbed knit collar with seam and tear‑away label to reduce irritation
- Printed with DTF/DTG techniques for crisp, vibrant artwork (sleeve/label printing varies by provider)
- REACH certified; ethically manufactured (Bella+Canvas / Fair Labor Association, Platinum WRAP)
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean