Local Egg Dealer T-Shirt | Funny Farm Mugshot Chicken & Egg Farmer Tee
Local Egg Dealer T-Shirt | Funny Farm Mugshot Chicken & Egg Farmer Tee
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
This tee carries a wink and a wink alone: three rooster-faced characters lined up like a vintage mugshot, holding a crate labeled “LOCAL EGG DEALER.” The monochrome ink and hand-etched style give it a rustic, outlaw-farm vibe — equal parts farmhouse humor and old-timey poster art. Wear it to morning markets, casual hangouts, or lazy weekends on the porch. It sits relaxed on the body, the crew neck and classic fit keep the silhouette simple so the illustration does the talking. The shirt feels comfortable straight out of the box, and the tear-away label means nothing scratches at your neck while you reach for more coffee and eggs.
Product features
- Durable 100% cotton medium-weight fabric (5.3 oz/yd²) for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner look and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed elastic collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and stretch resistance
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves and neck, DTG for main artwork to preserve fine detail
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, and ethically sourced US cotton with EU 2-year warranty
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat