Retro Hiker Tote Bag | "non horizontal piece of shit" Canvas Tote
Natural / 15" x 16"
$11.85
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$11.85
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This cotton canvas tote carries a wry, outdoorsy attitude in a sturdy everyday package. The vintage-style hiking artwork and cheeky phrase sit warm and bold on natural canvas, blending campfire nostalgia with a dry sense of humor. Heavy 12 oz. cotton gives the bag structure so it sits flat at your side, while reinforced self-fabric handles stand up to books, groceries, and gear. It’s the kind of tote you grab on the way out the door for a trailhead meet-up, a farmers’ market run, or a casual road trip — practical, durable, and unmistakably personality-driven.
Product features
- 100% heavy-weight cotton canvas (12 oz/yd²) for strong, durable carry
- Flat-corner construction keeps the bag slim and structured
- Reinforced self-fabric handles for reliable everyday use
- Sewn-in label; sourced blank from India
- Available in natural and black colorways
Care instructions
- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.
- Spot clean
- Do not bleach
- Line dry
Retro Hiker Tote Bag | "non horizontal piece of shit" Canvas Tote
$11.85
Sale price
$11.85
Regular price
Product features
- 100% heavy-weight cotton canvas (12 oz/yd²) for strong, durable carry
- Flat-corner construction keeps the bag slim and structured
- Reinforced self-fabric handles for reliable everyday use
- Sewn-in label; sourced blank from India
- Available in natural and black colorways
Care instructions
- Do not iron directly over the printed area - print may stick to the iron.
- Spot clean
- Do not bleach
- Line dry